Booty Meat

Joey California July 11, 2012 4

Booty Meat is a term used by booty enthusiast to describe the plump potential of an ass.  Booty meat is the extra thickness of a nice butt that can often lead to booty overhang or what many call “neathage” or a badonkadonk.  The significance of booty meat is profound amongst ass-men .  The right kind of booty meat has the power to leave men helpless, weak kneed, at a loss for words, and struggling to get rid of unwanted boners.  The first instinct a man has when we see some nice booty meat is to jiggle it, as well as make it clap, slap it, take photos of it, and of course pound it.

We at BangBros appreciate good booty meat.  We are famous worldwide for providing the top booty meat talent that has ever graced your dirty computer screens.  Working at BangBros, we see a lot of booty meat, both good and bad which makes us credible authorities in the subject.  B-Nasty and I (Joey California) have taken the privilege of giving some examples of some nice booty meat.  You’re welcome

Here are some amazing examples of top quality BangBros Booty Meat hand picked by Joey California himself (yes, I sometimes speak in the 3rd person)

Booty Meat

Alexis Texas ass

Jessie Rogers booty meat

Valerie Kay ass

My favorite BangBros booty meat comes from Valerie Kay .  Cupid must’ve given her ass shots, because I’m in love with that ass.  This Hialeah bred booty has all of the great qualities that encapsulate the term.  When she drops it to the floor, she makes that ass shake. She makes the ground move that’s an ass-quake.  You can build a house upon that ass, that’s an ass-state.  You can even smoke on that ass, that’s an ass-tray.  (If you got that song reference make a comment below) Check out some of her scenes, if her profile page isn’t bookmarked after a few views then you obviously don’t appreciate some grade A booty meat.

 

Diamond Kitty booty meatHere we have a fine example of Booty Meat in this picture of Diamond Kitty  . More astute connoisseurs of Booty Meat will notice how even though she is laying flat, the ass still sticks up several inches into the air. You can just reach out and grab of couple handfuls of that grade-A ass. More adventurous ass lovers could probably just bury an entire face in it and see booty paradise, then wake up a in a coma next to a puddle of jizz a couple of days later. This specimen more than meets the requirement of having enough ass to qualify as Booty Meat.

Here are some examples of some nasty asses that I wouldn’t punish anyone with

Flat AssAsslessflabby ass

 

If you have an ass that looks like any of these, you probably don’t get fucked that often.  In that case, you could use some tips and tricks on how to make your booty meat (or lack thereof) more appealing.

1) Squats – this also helps with leg strength when it comes to riding dick.  No man likes to fuck a star fish ladies

2) Lunges- this exercise give the booty meat that extra clap potential.  I would suggest backward lunges to isolate the ass meat

3) Yoga Pants – these can provide an illusion of booty meat

4) Posture – stand up straight, pop your chest our and stick your ass out.  Fake it til you make it

5) Heels – known to make women’s legs and ass look sexier then they really are.  Great if you’re trying to get laid that night after some drinks

6) If all else fails, take some ass shots and learn to give good head (you’re going to need it)

Ladies, got some good booty meat pictures you’d like to share with us?  Fellas, got some booty meat pictures sent to you by some camera phone whores?  Tweet us a pic @BangBros with hastag #BangBrosBootyMeat .  You might get something out of it.

JoeyCalifornia

 

4 Comments »

  1. Anonymous July 11, 2012 at 10:41 PM - Reply

    big sean in mercy, too easy

  2. Joey California July 12, 2012 at 2:15 PM - Reply

    No one got that song reference yet?

  3. Anonymous July 12, 2012 at 3:24 PM - Reply

    It’s totally Mercy by big sean

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