Octomom Jills Herself Into Popularity

Jacob Carson July 16, 2012 3

I wish someone would pay me to jack off because I’d be a millionaire with more award winning films than Tom Hanks. Octomom’s masturbation video has been creating quite the buzz and the bean flicking mother of…I lost count around 100… has been actively promoting her video going as far as to ride the Sybian on Howard Stern.

It was actually rather funny considering she looked like a wounded cat when she came, so I can only imagine the truly amazing O Face she has on the video.

Here on Bang Bros., we actually have ATTRACTIVE women having wild monkey sex, but Octomom, also known as Nadya Suleman also known as The Old Lady That Lived in the Shoe, was thought to be a vaginal train wreck, but review of her video are trickling and are surprisingly positive.

Shooting out a million kids is enough to tear up any pussy into something that looks like a Bag Mac that’s been sitting out in the sun too long, but maybe she’s had some work done because her’s looks…normal. Suleman once said that she’d never do porn, but she couldn’t parlay her 7 billion children into a wholesome family empire like divorcee Kate Gosselin, so I think we all knew it was only a matter of time before she stripped for someone.

The video is straight up lame-ass porn where she tries to be all seductive and tasteful when everyone watching just want to wank one off to a c-level celebrity showing her twat. After what seems like forever, the audience is finally shown her baby chute and her send off into masturbation history begins.

Don’t expect to see any deep throat double penetration MILF fucking in this video., you’ll have to check out Bang Bros. for that. My guess that will come out in a few months when those checks start rolling in. Her provision for making the video was that no one could touch her, so a Suleman cockmeat sandwich wasn’t in the cards this time around.

I saw a few clips of her on Stern taking on that Sybian like a pro, so I don’t expect she’ll have any trouble taking a cock or two when the times comes, which is really what it’s all about…cumming. You can watch a hundreds hot girls cum on Bang Bros. or watch some Dugger-wannabe jerk off in a bathtub. Your choice.

 

3 Comments »

  1. SocialSlut July 17, 2012 at 9:36 PM - Reply

    yikes. I don’t know how many people are actually interested in that but do I want to see a vagina that’s shot out 8 kids? NO!

  2. camilo alejandro July 18, 2012 at 12:47 AM - Reply

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  3. rc helicopter January 8, 2013 at 1:30 AM - Reply

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