Behind The Scenes at the Bang Office

GUEST BLOGGER August 13, 2012 7

Written by our summer intern whom we all called Mini Bill Gates…for no reason.

I’m writing this post as I finish up a memorable summer internship, marketing for the infamous BangBros. What did I learn during my three months in porn? I learned that working in this industry is way better than working in the real world. It’s the little things—starting at 10am, no enforced dress code, and getting to have casual but informative chats with your boss about trannys and hookers that made my summer. The offices center around a heavily-used ping pong table (aka the battlefield) and the employees are as loose as the setting, if you know what I mean. Work is accompanied by music, people cracking jokes (some better than others, you know who you are), and everyone messaging each other gross shit they find online and just can’t keep to themselves. Morale is high, and we get shit done as a result. My last office gig was a summer temp job at a bank… and it was clear from day one that everyone in there wanted to off themselves. They also moved at snail-pace. This office sends me to interview porn stars and take photo shoots of them with my iPhone. You see the difference?

What’d I learn from my actual training in online marketing? I learned that Google is all-powerful, so invest in them now and hopefully they’ll spare you when they inevitably take over the world. I also learned that if a website looks shady, it’s probably based out of some strange country. In addition, I learned that people get off to a lot of weird shit. But that’s what makes the internet so awesome—there’s a little something for everyone. So if you want to go beat off to a guy putting swords through some poor girl’s nipples while a monkey rubs his balls, go motherfucking bananas. Click my link while you’re there.

I leave BangBros with a smile and a camera phone full of memories. I could call people out by name, like the Jewish chick that’s obsessed with gay porn stars, the guy who told me I had ping pong potential and then got his ass beat by me towards the end, the dude in the corner who spends all his money on booze and whores, or the social media chick with the foulest mouth I’ve ever heard on a lady; but I think I’ll just call them “The Core Four” and say thanks for a great summer. My last day at the office, they sent me off in style—with pizza, ice cream, and bubbly. I don’t know what my future holds, and you even may spot me driving the Bang Bus one day. But until then, keep watching guys, cause it’s our instinctive, insatiable drive for ass and titties that makes the internet great. And always remember, your bros got you covered.

Signing off,

MBG

7 Comments »

  1. Joey California August 13, 2012 at 7:43 PM - Reply

    Dude got pretty good at ping pong, gotta give it to him. Next intern has big shoes to fill

  2. SocialSlut August 13, 2012 at 7:51 PM - Reply

    fuck that shit my mouth is not foul. mother fucker.

  3. Lee August 13, 2012 at 7:56 PM - Reply

    Who knew that porn companies have interns, and how do I get hired for this position? I wouldn’t even require a paycheck. I’d do it just for the “experience.” How do I get a gig like this?

  4. 2nutsShortofasack August 13, 2012 at 7:57 PM - Reply

    Who are you people!?

  5. TheCoach00 August 13, 2012 at 8:05 PM - Reply

    Sounds like you had a great time, congrats!

  6. Rocky August 13, 2012 at 8:50 PM - Reply

    I have been thinking about it and I want to come clean. You are so much smarter than David (that’s my boyfriend if you didn’t know his name)

  7. Jordan August 13, 2012 at 9:01 PM - Reply

    Rocky is right, You and David are so much smarter than me, and better looking.

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