Fantasy Football Draft – BangBros Edition

Joey California September 4, 2012 2

The NFL season finally starts back up tomorrow.  As much as I love the last scene of the 2011-2012 season, Tom Brady crying in the fetal position after a loss in the SuperBowl once again, I’ve got the itch to watch some god damn football.  It’s been way too long since I’ve been to a tailgate outside of SunLife Stadium.  It’s been way too long since I’ve been day drunk on a Sunday morning.  It’s been way too long since I’ve had a quickie 4 minutes before the 3rd quarter ends while no one is in the bathroom.  It’s time to knock the dust off of my football jersey, find my coozie, and put my mug in the freezer.  It’s football season!

This is the time of year when we all have hope, yes even us Dolphins fans.  We keep that hope until the 4th week, when most fans realize how awful or good their team really is.  At least Fins fans have hot cheerleaders, good weather, and club LIV if things don’t end up going so well after the game.

But football season isn’t just about reality, it’s also about the fantasy. I’m involved in an inner office fantasy football league here at the BangBros HQ.  Some people were kind of freaking me out with the amount of research they put into their drafts.  Watching NFL network for the past month, making lists under different scenarios, etc.  I’m probably just going to wing it, stick with the big names I’m familiar with and pull off some sneaky trades throughout the season, more my style.

I tried to put some thought into my fantasy draft, but it didn’t take long until porn popped in my head.  I guess I’m in the right industry.  I started thinking, what if there was a fantasy draft of porn stars?  Who would get picked first?  What positions would Porn Stars play on the field…besides center (think about it)? I imagined the girls with the biggest asses on the O Line, the girls with the biggest tits as receivers (to help them catch), the girls who give the best tugjobs as running backs (because they know how to carry balls), tight ends speak for them selves, and someone special who can take it deep as the quarter back.  I’m such a porn nerd (can we get #pornnerd trending?).

If you had the very first pick in the 2012 BangBros Fantasy Draft, who would you pick?

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  1. Joey California September 4, 2012 at 5:05 PM - Reply

    If I had the very first pick in the 2012 BangBros Fantasy Draft, I would definitely pick Jada Stevens. Not only has she been consistent the past couple years, but she’s young, only getting better, and is ready for her breakout year

  2. William Robinson September 5, 2012 at 2:20 AM - Reply

    If I had the first in the 2012 Bangbros fantasy draft, I would pick Jayden James. She is all world and she could play all positions, and she just continues to keep on getting better.

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