Confessions From A Cruise Line

SocialSlut September 10, 2012 1

A couple of weekends ago, I boarded the Majesty of the Seas for my first-ever cruise vacation. As a first timer, I had my concerns. Would I get sea sick? How much money is too much money to blow on alcohol? Would I fuck someone the first night and be stuck with them on the same boat following me around?

You know, just some normal thoughts.

Once I spotted the sexy cruise director with his tight butt and sexy Australian accent, I was very disappointed to find out that any sexual relations between staff members and guests were prohibited. I’m a good fuck, but I doubt I’m worth losing a job over (unless you ask that concert security guard, I believe he was more than satisfied with his decision). A true dirty girl doesn’t let one upset get her down. Instead, she looks for new opportunity, and that’s exactly what I did.

I befriended these two MILFs from Sarasota who were without their husbands for their annual chick trip. When I first met them, these women were refusing drinks that were sent our way and declining dance invitations from men that weren’t their husbands. I knew I had my work cut out for me with these two if I wanted some partners in crime. My usual challenge, turning  a girl that is a bore into a whore. I got to them, as  I always do :) A dirty girl’s way of life can be so appealing to the “till death do us part” crowd. These women were closet cougars to say the least. They were grinding on every kid with an over 21 wrist band and partaking in champagne showers.

Although the cruise ended and I was left unfucked, I feel better knowing I helped two hot MILFS escape their everyday wife-hood and unleash their inner dirty girl.

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  1. mathias September 11, 2012 at 11:23 AM - Reply

    I wanna join your world famous

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