Politics and Porn

DPKing September 20, 2012 0

You might’ve heard about the psychologists that conducted research on how political victories and porn are linked. The basic finding was this:

Winning in elections yields a higher usage of internet porn

Which does not mean that Obama is looking at porn. It means people in the winning party like to celebrate victories by surfing BangBros and other porn sites.

The theory is that testosterone levels rise from being in a competition (for us guys). That boost in hormones gets people worked up, leading them to either fuck all night or do the next best thing.

So basically, politics is like any other competition. It gets your testosterone up.

We will be sure to take advantage of this and post our best footage this November. Whether you are interested in the race or not, it might be fun to just “pretend”. So when your party wins, start the party.

For those of you that are interested in the race, think back to 2008. Did your party win? Did you celebrate by surfing porn?

Don’t hold back! We want the truth!

 

-DP out

 

 

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