So You Think You Can Be A Male Porn Star?

January 10, 2013 87

Every single day, about 50 times a day, we get guys asking us if they can fuck our porn stars. They ask us on Twitter, on Facebook, through email, and on the streets. They’ve grown up with porn and they love our videos. And while we appreciate that, and it’s only natural they think they too can have sex on camera, it’s not so easy. You might ask, why not? After all, it’s only sex right?

Wrong.

When we get the same question hundreds of times a week, what do you think our answer is? Yep, it’s always a big NO. And we’re not trying to be assholes. There’s a very good reason everyone can’t be a male porn star.

This week’s video with Christy Mack on the BangBus proves our point.

If you haven’t seen it, Christy does a reverse BangBus where she tries to pick up guys off the street. In a little over an hour, she picked up four guys and attempted to fuck them on camera. The guys were not male actors or professionals. They were regular guys off the street, the same type that asks us “Can I fuck so-and-so? I would fuck her so hard. PLEASE?”

If you saw the video, you understand why the answer is always no.

Just to drive the point home, I reviewed the four contestants on their performance. It wasn’t pretty.

 

Guy #1 – Peter

Before I even talk about his abysmal attempt at sex, I just have to say this. This guy’s name is not Peter. He looks more like a Carlos. I think he knew what was up and made up the name on the spot.

So “Peter” was picked up off the beach and agreed to ride in the bus for an “interview”. And he couldn’t be more awkward. He seemed unsure of what he was doing half the time.

So you think you can be a male porn star

Is anyone alive down there??

When Christy pulled his pants off, he wasn’t even hard. That’s key. A male porn star has to get hard on demand, whether he’s in the mood or not. This guy took some work to get going.

After he finally got to pumping away, guess how long he lasted? About 30 seconds…

Another key thing he did wrong…. he did not show the cumshot! If you don’t show the pop, you have failed. This guy was too into it and Whoops! I just came! Hooray for me!! Complete and utter failure. We’re disappointed bro…

 

Guy #2 – Dexter

If you thought Peter was bad, holy shit, look out for Dexter. This was so pitiful it made me almost ashamed to be a man (almost).

Dexter was picked up at a park and agreed to a “street interview”. Then we asked if he wanted to have sex with the famous Christy Mack. He had to stop and think about it. We should’ve known then that this wasn’t meant to be. If someone asks would you fuck Christy Mack, do you really have to think about it? Should’ve known…

When his pants finally came off, he wasn’t hard either. Surprise. Not much happening down there. Christy got to work and gave him a world-class blowjob, tubjob, face-sit, whatever she could think of. Guess what? THIS GUY DID NOT EVER GET HARD!!!

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What will it take???

As hot and amazing as Christy Mack is, Dexter couldn’t do it. He couldn’t stand it up. There was nothing to work with. Quite frankly, this was painful to watch. You could see it in his eyes, Dexter wasn’t prepared to fuck that day. Painful.

 

Guy #3 – James

James was enthusiastic from the get go, so we were excited to see what happened.

James was blessed with what Christy calls “decently endowed”. He was packing. And luckily, he got hard when he was supposed to. Finally Christy had something to work with. He took her doggy style but was a little rude upon entering and rushed in. Guys, you have to ease it in there. Give her time to lube it with her juices. Remember, porn stars are people too.

Drought season

After he got going, he lasted a decent amount of time. BUT he still was not able to satisfy her. Christy kept asking for more, but James was doing all he could apparently. This goes to show, even with a big dick, you have to know how to use it.

Unfortunately he couldn’t make it pop. At least he left a nice tip, his wallet.

 

Guy #4 – Tony Sosa

Tony Sosa was making his merry way back to Kendall, minding his own business. Then suddenly Christy Mack is asking him to jump in a van for an “interview”. Good old Tony, he’s such a good sport.

Mr. Tony was able to get hard at least, so that’s good. However, he had trouble keeping his dick inside her in the reverse cowgirl position. They had to switch to missionary with Tony on top. Boring.

Couldn't keep it in…

And this is where the professionalism comes in. Tony was not camera-conscious and kept blocking the shot with his arm, so we weren’t able to see much down there. Even while having sex, a porn actor has to be aware of the camera and the angles.

Tony got too into it and came too early. Didn’t give a warning, didn’t take the condom off, so it didn’t count. Another early popper. Another failure.

Overall, the amateur guys were pretty bad. They all seemed uneasy and uncomfortable. This goes to show, shooting porn isn’t as easy as you think.

Next time you’re sitting there watching porn and thinking “Man if I could just have one shot with that fine bitch! I would fuck her so hard!” think back on this video. Remember, it’s not just sex. It’s a live performance in front of the camera, and it’s not easy.

Only the strong survive…

Here’s the link to the trailer

Tell Christy your thoughts on Twitter

PS: At least we got a first look at Christy Mack’s new boobs :)

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