So You Think You Can Be A Male Porn Star?

DPKing January 10, 2013 18

Every single day, about 50 times a day, we get guys asking us if they can fuck our porn stars. They ask us on Twitter, on Facebook, through email, and on the streets. They’ve grown up with porn and they love our videos. And while we appreciate that, and it’s only natural they think they too can have sex on camera, it’s not so easy. You might ask, why not? After all, it’s only sex right?

Wrong.

When we get the same question hundreds of times a week, what do you think our answer is? Yep, it’s always a big NO. And we’re not trying to be assholes. There’s a very good reason everyone can’t be a male porn star.

This week’s video with Christy Mack on the BangBus proves our point.

If you haven’t seen it, Christy does a reverse BangBus where she tries to pick up guys off the street. In a little over an hour, she picked up four guys and attempted to fuck them on camera. The guys were not male actors or professionals. They were regular guys off the street, the same type that asks us “Can I fuck so-and-so? I would fuck her so hard. PLEASE?”

If you saw the video, you understand why the answer is always no.

Just to drive the point home, I reviewed the four contestants on their performance. It wasn’t pretty.

 

Guy #1 – Peter

Before I even talk about his abysmal attempt at sex, I just have to say this. This guy’s name is not Peter. He looks more like a Carlos. I think he knew what was up and made up the name on the spot.

So “Peter” was picked up off the beach and agreed to ride in the bus for an “interview”. And he couldn’t be more awkward. He seemed unsure of what he was doing half the time.

So you think you can be a male porn star

Is anyone alive down there??

When Christy pulled his pants off, he wasn’t even hard. That’s key. A male porn star has to get hard on demand, whether he’s in the mood or not. This guy took some work to get going.

After he finally got to pumping away, guess how long he lasted? About 30 seconds…

Another key thing he did wrong…. he did not show the cumshot! If you don’t show the pop, you have failed. This guy was too into it and Whoops! I just came! Hooray for me!! Complete and utter failure. We’re disappointed bro…

 

Guy #2 – Dexter

If you thought Peter was bad, holy shit, look out for Dexter. This was so pitiful it made me almost ashamed to be a man (almost).

Dexter was picked up at a park and agreed to a “street interview”. Then we asked if he wanted to have sex with the famous Christy Mack. He had to stop and think about it. We should’ve known then that this wasn’t meant to be. If someone asks would you fuck Christy Mack, do you really have to think about it? Should’ve known…

When his pants finally came off, he wasn’t hard either. Surprise. Not much happening down there. Christy got to work and gave him a world-class blowjob, tubjob, face-sit, whatever she could think of. Guess what? THIS GUY DID NOT EVER GET HARD!!!

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What will it take???

As hot and amazing as Christy Mack is, Dexter couldn’t do it. He couldn’t stand it up. There was nothing to work with. Quite frankly, this was painful to watch. You could see it in his eyes, Dexter wasn’t prepared to fuck that day. Painful.

 

Guy #3 – James

James was enthusiastic from the get go, so we were excited to see what happened.

James was blessed with what Christy calls “decently endowed”. He was packing. And luckily, he got hard when he was supposed to. Finally Christy had something to work with. He took her doggy style but was a little rude upon entering and rushed in. Guys, you have to ease it in there. Give her time to lube it with her juices. Remember, porn stars are people too.

Drought season

After he got going, he lasted a decent amount of time. BUT he still was not able to satisfy her. Christy kept asking for more, but James was doing all he could apparently. This goes to show, even with a big dick, you have to know how to use it.

Unfortunately he couldn’t make it pop. At least he left a nice tip, his wallet.

 

Guy #4 – Tony Sosa

Tony Sosa was making his merry way back to Kendall, minding his own business. Then suddenly Christy Mack is asking him to jump in a van for an “interview”. Good old Tony, he’s such a good sport.

Mr. Tony was able to get hard at least, so that’s good. However, he had trouble keeping his dick inside her in the reverse cowgirl position. They had to switch to missionary with Tony on top. Boring.

Couldn't keep it in…

And this is where the professionalism comes in. Tony was not camera-conscious and kept blocking the shot with his arm, so we weren’t able to see much down there. Even while having sex, a porn actor has to be aware of the camera and the angles.

Tony got too into it and came too early. Didn’t give a warning, didn’t take the condom off, so it didn’t count. Another early popper. Another failure.

Overall, the amateur guys were pretty bad. They all seemed uneasy and uncomfortable. This goes to show, shooting porn isn’t as easy as you think.

Next time you’re sitting there watching porn and thinking “Man if I could just have one shot with that fine bitch! I would fuck her so hard!” think back on this video. Remember, it’s not just sex. It’s a live performance in front of the camera, and it’s not easy.

Only the strong survive…

Here’s the link to the trailer

Tell Christy your thoughts on Twitter

PS: At least we got a first look at Christy Mack’s new boobs :)

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18 Comments »

  1. Possum Jerkins January 10, 2013 at 11:38 PM - Reply

    Cool Story and I get that point guys want to be porn stars. I always had that dream till I realize I can’t “pop” on demand but hey there lucky as hell to get that chance

  2. Weluvmike January 11, 2013 at 12:21 AM - Reply

    What a bunch of rag-tag homo’s man!! No offense but Cot’Damn I have to still be fairly certain that I could do the dirty with ANY of those fine females. Now I may not be any sort of professional but Jeez man!!

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  3. Dick Swells January 11, 2013 at 9:06 AM - Reply

    You’re right on… And, for some of older guys who messed around in this stuff, years ago… I would take some work to get back that bravado… Camera on and off, Stop, start, camera angle and being patient and then taking direction while keeping it up and stable… If you do not respect your fellow talent, and act cocky, they don’t care if your long and thick.. You’re a dick in the brain… They need guys who know the difference…. Good brevity on the subject…. AND, styles and demand for particular talent will dictate….

  4. Sam Walters January 11, 2013 at 8:23 PM - Reply

    Well, all of those guys still look better than the Alex Gonz guy you have in so many of your scene. Could you feed him some viagra and wake him up during the scenes? Jesus, get some better talent for pope’s sakes.

  5. OMAKSHRMOTA January 12, 2013 at 9:20 PM - Reply

    daaaaaaam they are suck believe me ,,, and u know that ur porn stars male take shits to late cum so dont talk about ppl …. btw this girl = suck i will not fuck girl with to much tattoos

  6. Lee January 17, 2013 at 5:34 PM - Reply

    I haven’t actually watched the scene yet. But just going by this description, #1 and #2 did sound pretty bad. But I don’t get what was so wrong with #3 and #4. So what if #3 blocked the camera angles, or #4 popped without pulling it out? I think things like that make it look more natural instead of the mechanical rehearsed-style porn we see too much of now. Sometimes these “porn rules” need to be abandoned so that porn can actually resemble real sex again. Personally, I’d like to see more porn where the guys are allowed to fuck the girls like they would if they weren’t on camera.

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    I like scenes Reverse BangBus, where amateur guys fuck porn stars, although some do not get to fuck the girl, in some scenes as you could get two guys in the video BangBus Breanne Benson…continue to make more Reverse BangBus.
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  8. like a boss January 24, 2013 at 12:18 AM - Reply

    well i watched the video and i guess that number one and number four wasn’t that bad u talking about but they need more practice ,,,, and the others where so BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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