What Makes A Good Rack?

Everyone loves boobs. Even gay guys. They are nature’s toys, meant to be played with and sucked on. But even with the love of boobs that we all have, I still find myself sometimes not enjoying a pair of knockers as much as other times.

So I’ve decided to analyze what makes a good rack. There are certain things that, when mixed together just right, create a spectacular pair, much like a master brewer can create a sophisticated beer.

Size

Do you like ‘em big or small? We can argue til the end of time if bigger is better, but personally I like the flavor of both. Its nice to mix it up.

Boobs bigger than your head

Tiny boobs don't hurt

Saggy or Perky

Perky boobs look healthier and stronger. But saggy ones are fun to flop around and juggle. You can motorboat saggy tits and they’ll motorboat you back. What fun!

Small but perky

So much sag

Nipple-to-Boob Ratio

I’m a little pickier on this one. There are some mega-nip monster national geographic nipples that almost completely take over the tits. These make the boob look like its being overrun by a disease, like an orange growing mold. Not cool.

Amazonian

Then we have the other side of the spectrum, tiny little nipples that are almost like an afterthought. These can be cute too, but usually they kinda just make me laugh. I almost want to just take a marker and draw the nipple bigger.

Are they the same size?

I know the human body is mostly asymmetrical. We have the heart on one side, our faces are usually not symmetrical, and when people stand they have more weight on one foot than the other. So what do you expect when it comes to boobs?

I don’t mind seeing boobs of different sizes. It just reminds me the boobs are real and natural. That’s always good.

Do they look like eyeballs?

I don’t know how else to phrase this. Some boobs look like eyeballs to me. It’s just hilarious.

Eyeball tits are watching you

Fake or Real

Finally, a huge question for us today. Fake boobs or real? Personally, I will always admire real boobs more. Fake boobs can look good too, but there’s nothing like a real breast to put your lips on. Fo realz

Fake it to make it

What about you? What do YOU think makes a good rack? Let me know in the comments. We read every single one.