Why Cinco de Mayo is a Great Holiday

SocialSlut May 6, 2013 0

This weekend was Cinco de Mayo, aka a day to celebrate Mexican culture, aka a day to get shit faced. It’s my personal opinion that Cinco de Mayo is just another St. Patrick’s Day with less green and more bare skin. So let’s go through the top three reasons why we should all love this holiday:

1. Tequila Shots

And we all know that after a few of these…

Basically…yeah.

2. The Most Obvious Reason Yet Can’t Happen With Out #1

It’s true, and the super slutty ones will dress to match the occasion.

After a few drinks, the girls tend to get rowdy.

But eventually, all good things must come to an end.

3. If You Don’t Get Lucky, You Still Have Your Pimped Out Pup

(#3 is obviously bullshit. It’s just a cute pup in a sombrero and adds a nice ending to this blog.)

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