Superman: Cock Of Steel

Bubba Hemingway June 18, 2013 0


Ok, this particular blog goes out to all the fellow geeks in Nerdom. I just finished watching Man of Steel about half an hour ago and I couldn’t help but ponder a few things that of course dealt with the nature of Superman’s powers and sex.

 One of the things I asked myself during the scene where he and Lois Lane kiss for the first time is how is it that he can control his powers when he’s aroused? Think about it for a minute. Me personally, I start to spaz out when I’m about to get laid. Once the blood flow starts to concentrate itself into the penis my stomach starts turning, I get anxious, my heart rate goes a thousand beats a second, and I can’t even think straight. Imagine his body reacting to sex in a way where his heat vision goes haywire, his stomach turns and gives him gas causing EF5 tornados, etc. Can you imagine this happening to him? He’d actually do more damage than good.

 Then I went off to think of the safety of women while having sex with him. How safe is it really to be fucking the man of steel? Yeah, you may get into it and all, but what happens when you ladies decide you want to turn it up a notch and want him to go harder and faster, and in the process, he starts to bust a nut? He’ll beat that pussy up till it’s FUBAR. FUBAR by the way, for those who don’t know, means “fucked up beyond all recognition”. What if he wanted to do anal? Would you really want….what the fuck am I saying? Some of you women like crazy/kinky shit! Ava Devine would surely take up the challenge!

My only thoughts to any possible answer is that they don’t call him Superman for nothing because he can do it all, even control his powers while busting his super-sperm all over your face, tits, and pussy. I would say cream pie, but let’s face it, nobody likes a death by drowning! By the way, it was a great movie and I highly recommend it! Till next time!

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