Women 40 or Older In Entertainment Who Can Get It

Bubba Hemingway June 24, 2013 0

So we were bantering around the office about hot chicks in all forms of entertainment and tossing their names around. Then someone says “hottest cougar in entertainment” and EVERYONE looks at me hoping to hear some answers because apparently I’m all about cougars…which I am. Now, you gotta keep in mind that to me what constitutes a cougar is any woman 40 and older that likes to fuck younger men at least ten years younger than them.

This was not an easy list to make, however, if every woman in the entertainment industry-porn included-were cougars-these would be my picks and in no particular order. This is just the order that I made the list. Bubba’s hottest cougars in entertainment are…

  1. Halle Berry (46): This babe has been wowing men and causing serious boners since the start of her career. Then she bares all in Swordfish and Monster’s Ball. Even after popping out a kid she’s STILL got it going on. She can get it!

  2. Salma Hayek (46): This Mexican born goddess is as hot today as she was when she broke out in Desperado. And those strip tease scenes in From Dusk till Dawn and Dogma…my GOD! She can get it!

  3. Lisa Ann (41): One of the porn industries’ most fuckable babes gets the blood flowing to the dick at about 100 miles per second. She can get it!

  4. Cindy Crawford (47): One of America’s hottest super models of her time is STILL looking mighty fine. I used to have one of her posters on my wall when I was a kid. She can DEFINITELY get it!

  5. Angela Bassett (54): Angela had to be on this list because she’s fine as fuck AND she played a cougar on How Stella Got Her Groove Back. She can get it!

  6. Lucy Liu (44): This Asian sensation came into men’s mastubatory thoughts everywhere when she broke out on the hit show Ally McBeal back in the 90’s. She may have been one of Charlie’s Angels but she can be one of Bubba’s Devils any time! She can get it!

  7. Kelly Hu (45): Another super sexxxy Asian sensation that had to make my list. This babe started out as a beauty queen and had roles in movies such as The Scorpion King and X-Men 2. She can definitely get it!

  8. Julia Ann (43): This blonde bombshell has become one of porn’s hottest stars. This blue eyed devil can do no wrong and is always welcomed to play at bubba’s. She can get it!

  9. Shania Twain (47): Breaking out onto the country music scene in  the mid 90’s, I remember being a teenager and just drooling over Shania. I STILL drool over this woman. She can get it!

  10. Courteney Cox (49): Who doesn’t love this woman? There’s something about this black haired blue eyed beauty that gets me every time. She was fine when she was on Friends and she’s just as hot in…ready? Cougar Town! Ohh! Yeah, she can get it.

  11. Jennifer Aniston (44): All I have to say about this hottie is…Brad Pitt, you fucked up! She can get it!

  12. Sandra Bullock (48): What can we say about America’s sweetheart that hasn’t been said already? Sandra has always been one of my all time favorite cougars. Yes, she’s a cougar cause she dated Ryan Reynolds who’s 36 now. Sandy, you can DEFINITELY get it!

  13. Jennifer Lopez (43): Who doesn’t love J-Lo? Who doesn’t love that ass? Oh yeah, and following her divorce from Marc Anthony, she officially reached cougar status when she started dating Casper Smart who’s 18 years younger than she is. I believe they’re no longer together, but that ass still has it going on! She can get it!

There you have it folks! There’s no doubt in my mind that many of you will agree with me into the 90 percentile of this list. I did my best to be as diverse as possible cause let’s face it, as a man we’ll fuck just about anything with a heartbeat, but especially these babes. Ladies if you read this, call me ;) that’s all folks!

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