Are Women Really Into Big Ole’ Dicks?

Naked Rebel June 26, 2013 5

 

I have come to the conclusion that  a man’s favorite body part is his dick. Women, we typically love various parts of our bodies. Some of us admire our lips. Some of us adore our hair. Some of us even cherish our juicy asses. However the overwhelming obsession that men have with their dicks holds no comparison to our cherished goods. Men have full on relationships with their dicks. They cheer their dick on when they feel as though they’ve done a good job in the sack. They get mad at their dick if it can’t perform. They show their genitals affection by cuffing their balls when they watch Monday night Football. So it shouldn’t come as amazement that they are obsessed with the size of their dick as well.

Men today get most of their beliefs of women’s sexual satisfaction through porn. They solely base what they think real women want off of what they see in pornographic films. This form of research gathering can lead to fallacies. Don’t get me wrong, there is a lot to be learned from porn! Role play ideas, kinky positions to spice up the bedroom, or how to properly give a lady a respectable bukkake.  However, there is more to female sexual satisfaction than the belief that a monster cock will automatically make sex GREAT!

The world’s fascination with big dicks is not only seen in porn. You can see it in television, music, and film. Lil Kim rapped many a times about her love for King Kong dicks. The great Nicki Mianj once said, ” If he got a mandingo then I’ll buy him a dashiki.” Now before you get all sad because you realize that your little man in hindering you from getting big booty hoes to buy you dashikis…check this out.

I put on my researcher hat and hit the mean streets of Miami Beach asking women the age old question, “Does size really matter?” Here are some of the responses I received:

  • “Hell yeah it does! I mean it really just has to be average sized, and he needs to know how to work it.”
  • “Yes. I don’t do little dicks. I…I just can’t. It has to have some width to it too, I like them fat.”
  • “It depends. They got to have a good stroke. A good stroke works for me. But if they have a good stroke aaaand a beefcake, I’m ecstatic!”
  • “If he has a little dick, he has to eat pussy really good for me to continue fucking him. But overall I prefer a big dick.”
  • “Yes and no. If your dick is as long as my middle finger, that’ll do nothing for me. But to be honest, once I see a dick that’s small, I don’t even give it a chance. So I am not too sure. Now my best hook-ups have been guys who are medium. Medium guys work it better than most big dick guys. Most big dick guys don’t know how to work it. Big dicks initially turn me on the most, but medium guys generally have given me the most pleasure in the long run.”

The results prove that most women prefer a larger penis. But what women are more interested in is the motion of the ocean. Many men with big dicks tend to be lousy lovers because they think their dick will do all the work. It similar to the idea that gorgeous women suck in bed because they rely solely on their gorgeousness. Men with medium or smaller dicks tend to work harder because they feel they must overcompensate for their lack in size. But on the same note, nobody wants a pencil dick because it just isn’t aesthetically pleasing, and we like to feel something while getting thrust upon.

Before you small dicked dudes start hastily looking up overpriced penis pumps and penile implant doctors, hear this out. Sex and relationship counselor Dr. Ian Kerner cited a study that concluded women orgasm 81% of the time in response to oral sex as opposed to a measly 25% of the time in response to sexual intercourse. Therefore, if you have a small dick all you need to do is watch some BangBros flicks and learn to eat pussy very very well. You will have one truly satisfied lady on your hands.

So fuck all that big dick shit. You don’t want to be this guy on Craigslist complaining that no ladies will sleep with him because his cock is too large. I mean seriously, all of us are not trying to get our vaginas stretched out past recognition. I prefer my walls to be perfectly in tact. Little Dicks 1-Big Dicks 0

 

 

 Baedeker, R. (2010, December 9). Sex: Fact and Fiction. WebMD Men’s Health Center – Find men’s health topics and information. Retrieved June 20, 2013, from http://men.webmd.com/features/sex-fact-fiction

5 Comments »

  1. Lee June 26, 2013 at 5:46 PM - Reply

    Are all the women in Miami Beach so slutty that they just start yapping openly to perfect strangers about their favorite types of dicks? If so, I need to plan a trip there.

    • Naked Rebel June 26, 2013 at 6:12 PM - Reply

      Yes, Miami beach hosts some of the sluttiest women in the country! But no, I’m just sexy so hoes love to talk openly to me ;)

  2. Jorge June 26, 2013 at 9:29 PM - Reply

    Hello! As you say, as long as you know what you are doing in bed, many things could go in your favor and compensate for your size. I’m 6″ long and although I would like for it to be longer, my wife says its perfect for her. Licking pussy is not the only skill you can use to make a woman get really arouse and satisfied. I learned how to properly masturbate my wife to the point I can actually control when she has her orgasm. This allows me to concentrate on her first before I actually have mine and we can go to sleep satisfied. I usually get to excited by it that within a 7 min frame I can bust so I always make sure she has her first.

  3. web design roma July 4, 2013 at 11:21 AM - Reply

    “Nice Post. It’s really a very good article. I noticed all your important points. Thanks”

  4. asdasd July 5, 2013 at 2:24 AM - Reply

    Width is really important, my penis is 18cm but it looks bigger in pictures because of its width. I compared with other guys 18cm dicks pics and the width is all..

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