Bubba ‘s Top Tips To Getting The Twat

Bubba Hemingway July 11, 2013 0

Fellas, this is for you. Don’t let the ladies fool you with their agenda. In my experience, there’s are two things women require more than anything else in this world; laughing and DICK! Sure, you may meet a nice girl and you all hit it off, but if you don’t make her laugh or fuck her right she won’t be staying much longer. Now, this is not to be confused with how you should treat a woman. Mom always taught me that even the sluttiest girl gets treated with respect. You got to be smart about this.

 First of all, keep in mind that a woman is pre-programmed from birth and knows that just about every guy on planet Earth wants to get in her pants. That’s a fact!  A woman is going to know right off the bat if she’s gonna fuck you or not. They’ve got you completely analyzed within the first five minutes of meeting you. So if she’s giving you the time of day then you may have a shot. Use your time wisely and make her comfortable. Crack some jokes at appropriate times. This is not a stand up performance. Make your approach confident and strong. DON’T act like a little bitch. Women like MEN!

Now when it comes to the sex, you gotta know what you’re doing. Like I said, women want to be fucked, not bored to death. You better know what you’re doing with your mouth and dick. Now, if you need some detailed guidance on making her cum, then refer to Sloan Steel’s Bang Blog “How to Make Your Girlfriend Purr Like a Kitten”, but for the most part you just gotta nail it right. And none of that twirling your hips like  you’re Remy LaCroix working a hula-hoop.

Chicks don’t like that bullshit. Just straight thrusting. And remember to multi-task; you gotta be able to fuck her, do whatever with your mouth, and do something with your hands all at the same time. But fellas, most importantly-and please listen up, use that penis power to hit the bottom. If you don’t know what I mean then you haven’t gotten there yet. Get up off your ass, and get to work. And just as importantly, BE YOURSELF! Nobody likes a carbon copy of someone else.

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