Hot Spots For A Quickie

Naked Rebel July 16, 2013 0

Sex can get so mundane. Especially if you’re in a long-term relationship. You get all too familiar with your partner’s moves, and at some point you even know the order in which they will do them. Let’s not even delve into the subject of where you two fuck. There are multiple jizz stains on your bed sheets, proving that the only place the “magic” happens is in the bedroom.  When was the last time that you two had wild, animalistic, unscheduled loving? I’ll wait….

I remember a time when I was dating a strapping young fellow who worked as an engineer for the the metro train. I met him after-hours at the station. One thing led to another and we were getting busy on an out of service train. It was crazy, sexy, and definitely illegal. But that’s what added to our enjoyment. Sometimes you just have to go at it when you get the urge! I suppose some of you may need a little help in the sexually adventurous department. So here’s a list of my top 5 places to have a quickie.

 

The Shower 

Conserve water and shower together. This is a eco-friendly way to turn up the heat outside the bedroom. So the next time your babe is hopping into the shower, jump in and surprise her! Something about all those suds and steam makes sex in the shower so sexy. Make sure not to get too wild and slip and fall in the tub. That will turn a sexy affair into a safety affair really quickly.

 The Elevator

Having sex in the elevator can be tricky, so with this one you will need to do a little bit of planning. Make sure to do your elevator loving at a time when the elevator is least busy. For example, if you’re using you’re office elevator, use it at a time outside of 9 to 5. Wear genital accessible clothing. Ladies should wear a skirt or dress, no panties. Men should wear no underwear either. That dick needs to be pulled out  without any disruptions! You may not get to nut in the elevator but it’s a great precursor to intercourse.

The Car

 

Pretty much anyone who graduated high school in the continential United States has gotten banged in a car. However, sexing in the whip will never be a cliché because it is classic. If it’s been years since you’ve had some back seat lovin’ let me help you. Make sure to push the front seats all the way up. Don’t leave your car running and turn off the lights to avoid attracting attention (unless you’re into that). Crack the windows to allow for fresh air and turn up some sweet tunes. By the way, let her get on top…trust me its much more comfortable for both of you that way.

The Restroom

 Ok, the restroom isn’t my favorite place to get busy but it floats some peoples’ boats. You have to rate your lady on a scale of 1 to Ke$ha to know if she’s trashy enough. If she is,  you can escort her directly to the restroom of your favorite bar after you buy her a couple rounds of Tequila Sunrises. Use the handicap stall to have the convenience of spaciousness and the opportunity to clean up afterwards. Unless there’s a bathroom attendant, you can tell everyone else to “Fuck-Off” if they come knocking on the stall door.

A Wedding

Weddings are a perfect place to get a quickie/one night stand. Everyone is dressed in their best and drunk as hell. Additionally, self-esteem is very low for those single bridesmaids. Pick out the broad with the lowest self-esteem like a lion picks out the weakest gazelle in the wild. Keep getting her drinks and playing the “nice guy” role. Ask her to take a walk with you so you guys can get away from the noise and talk privately.  I promise 10 minutes later you’ll be banging that broad doggy-style behind a minivan in the parking lot.

Of course the aforementioned places are not the only locations you can get a quick nut in. This list is for someone who is trying to be adventurous for the first time. When you become more advanced you can join exclusive clubs like the Mile High Club or get the privilege to fuck on an abandoned metro train.

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