Pussy Protectors

Naked Rebel July 30, 2013 2

I would like to start this blog off with a little introductory video…

Etiquette Ninjas – “Dicks Who Cock Block” from Armie Hammer

Contrary to popular belief, women get cock-blocked just as much as men do. Single women have insatiable sex drives that can only be satisfied by frequent runs to CVS for a fresh pack of batteries or a fresh dick every couple of days. I use the popular term  ”Cock Block” to refer to anyone one person or persons hindering two or more people from getting their mack on. Now since us ladies don’t have cocks, I’ve chosen to use another term for this occurrence and it’s called “Pussy Protecting”.

Women across the world have at least one lady in their crew who is the designated pussy protector regardless if she was appointed or not. Some of these individuals appoint themselves to this position. This lady protects her friend’s pussy from being penetrated by any cock as long as she is there. Pussy protectors can have several possible motivations for guarding their friend’s vagina…

1. Her friend is a whore, and she has been appointed to keep an eye on her friend to keep the sluttiness to a minimum.

2. She is jealous that her hotter friend is getting all of the attention.

3. If she isn’t getting any dick, nobody will either!

Let me tell you about a time my friend attempted to protect my pussy. She and I went out on the town in Miami. We got invited to a table full of hot dudes with an unlimited supply of bottles. I was having a grand ole time and started canoodling with this super sexy guy that had swag for days! My friend was enjoying herself  too until she noticed that my attention switched to the hot specimen standing on the couch next to me. The thing about this situation is that she isn’t the typical ugly friend who blocks her hot friend from getting laid. She’s a pretty girl by all means. But on that particular night she just didn’t reel one in.

After the club, the guys invited us to get a bite. We took up the offer and hit up a diner on the beach. The diner was cool, and afterwards one of the guys said that the party should continue at his penthouse. Now I’m all for a party after a party. We both didn’t have shit to do the next day so why not? She started complaining to me that the guys were lame and she was tired blah blah blah. I could sense that she was full of shit and just mad that none of them wanted her. I pleaded with her and we ended up going to the penthouse.

Things got a little steamy between me and the hot guy and we decided to take it to the bathroom. So we’re in the bathroom making out and someone starts knocking on the door. We ignore it because there are other bathrooms that could be used. Then the knocking turns to banging. My friend yells from the other side of the door, “I’m ready to leave. You’re drunk, don’t let him take advantage of you!”  I was in a perfectly good state of mind but I stop kissing the dude and immediately got pissed off. This bitch had the nerve to block me from getting dicked down! I obliged and we left. Three days later I fucked that guy…it was great and there was nothing she could do about that!

To all the pussy protectors that are reading this let me tell you something, A WHORE IS GOING TO BE A WHORE! YOU CAN’T SAVE THEM!  Stop trying to save your friend from being a whore. As a grown ass woman I know exactly what I am doing when I seduce a penis. Get in the way of my seducing and you might as well get in the way of my fist in your face! Secondly, it is not my problem that you have trouble getting laid or that you’re not getting enough attention. Next time you hit the town go out with a chic who resembles Shrek and I promise you will get all the attention you heart desires. This technique has been used for centuries. And always remember the following….

2 Comments »

  1. Ahmed August 18, 2013 at 5:17 AM - Reply

    First off I would like to say awesome blog! I had a quick qusoiten that I’d like to ask if you don’t mind. I was interested to find out how you center yourself and clear your head before writing. I have had a difficult time clearing my thoughts in getting my ideas out there. I do take pleasure in writing but it just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are usually lost just trying to figure out how to begin. Any recommendations or tips? Thanks

    • Naked Rebel August 18, 2013 at 6:45 AM - Reply

      What works for me may not necessarily work for you but I put my headphones in and listen to music to basically zone out all outside distractions and just focus on the task at hand. It helps if the music relates to the subject at hand. Hope this helps!

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