Sexting For Dummies

Naked Rebel August 12, 2013 1

I didn’t think I had to do this. I didn’t want to, but I have to go over the sexting rules with you all, thanks to Anthony Weiner and his continued antics.  Some things should be common sense, but it has now become mandatory that I create the Sexting For Dummies guidelines. Please favorite this page or print it out to reference later if need be, because I will not go over this subject again. Now pay attention!

Unsolicited Sexy Talk

It’s always best to test the waters first before diving in head first. Rule of thumb is to not initiate sexting with a chic until you’ve slept with her or have at least talked about doing the nasty. If you start sexting her too soon, you run the risk of coming across as gross, perverted, or even worse, as a sexual harasser.

Show & Tell

For goodness sake, don’t become the next revenge porn victim. You must be cautious when sending nude pics because once it is sent, you have no control over who will see it  or when and where it will resurface. Protect yourself by always cropping out your face. You should always avoid capturing any identifying tattoos, moles, etc. Make sure the background of your photo doesn’t give clues as to who you are (ex: distinct furniture).

Side-Note: Guys, DO NOT SEND CANDIDS OF YOUR PENIS UNLESS REQUESTED. Do not debate me on this. It’s a fucking TURN-OFF. Honey will be looking at your penis pic like this….

Double-Check The Recipient

You have to ensure you are sending dirty texts to the right person. A co-worker of mine intercepted an unfortunate sext message from her father that was intended for her mother. It had something to do with him being eager to get home and give her mom the business. Fortunately for my co-worker, her brain has blocked all memory of the specifics. So don’t be that guy. Double..no triple check the recipient of your lustful message. Sister Ferguson from church doesn’t need to know about how you want your dick sucked from the back, mmkay?

Auto-Correct Is The Devil

Don’t let spell check hinder you from prospering straight to the pussy. Make sure you don’t press the send button before re-reading your message. A sexy conversation can turn comical with the misspelling of one little word.

Get Your Shakespeare On

Men are stimulated more easily by images, hence why porn is more popular amongst males. A dick pic is less likely to get us tingly down there as opposed to a message explaining what you would do with said dick. Stimulate her mind with your words. Talk your way to the twat. Use your imagination and take her on a fantasy ride she won’t ever want to get off!

Side Bar: Never ever reply to a sext with “Oh” or “Lol”….unless you want the conversation to run dry. Also it makes the sender embarrassed. Step up your lingo!

Timing Is EVERYTHING

Be timely in your sexting responses. Deciding to finally shower your musty body after a chick sends you a naughty pic isn’t exactly great timing. That 20 minute delay will be torture on her! By the time you text back, she probably already had 6 mental breakdowns. Don’t be an idiot.

You are now equipped with the basic knowledge to sext successfully. If you have any other tips you would like to share please tweet me @NakedRebel or leave a comment below!

One Comment »

  1. Selena August 18, 2013 at 1:21 AM - Reply

    Twitter: Love the info-graphic. Saverio and I were together for most of our rhoitalnseip, but when he had to work long-distance for a few months, sexting was involved. The fact that we have the technology to do it amazes me, and I think it’s healthy for a rhoitalnseip to get intimate even when you are not together. I think words really do create more of a personal image, while pictures create more of a real life image. They both work for me. But, I also think real life is important, and college kids seem to be all about connecting wirelessly. I can’t remember the last time I didn’t see a kid with their face pointed towards a phone. Who knows, soon sex may be completely over the phone for some people, while they are in the same room! I think though, as long as the sexting is to their rhoitalnseip partner, it’s fine. I wouldn’t be sending pics of myself to every Tom, Dick, and Harry though.Bellaisa recently posted..

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