What Women’s Vaginas Say About Them

Naked Rebel August 20, 2013 0
What Women’s Vaginas Say About Them

In our office the conversation occasionally comes up about vaginas. There’s so much to discuss about vaginas. Some men prefer innies. Other men prefer pussies that hang a bit. Some of the women like their vagina to be completely hairless while some embrace a full on bush. They say you can tell a lot about a man just by looking at his shoes. Well I believe you can tell a lot about a woman by  looking at her vagina. Time for me to educate you all.

Au Natural 

As you can see Ariella Ferrera  is rocking an au natural vagina. Most men say that they are not a fans of a bushy vag. It’s funny though, I’ve never heard of a man turning down sex because a chick’s pussy was furry. A woman with a bushy vag doesn’t subscribe to societal pressures to conform. This type of chick listen to “One Love” every morning while she wakes and bakes. She takes in stray cats and dogs, and hopes to one day open up a non-profit animal shelter for handicapped puppies. These women know how to take control in the bedroom.

Landing Strip/V-Shape

If you’re wondering what Alexis Fawx  is sucking on it’s a Heeldo. I digress, there’s something about landing strips that make men go crazy. A babe with shaped up pussy hair is a very meticulous type of woman. She  likes everything neat and in it’s place. This type of girl enjoys lavish trips and fine wine, and a good time. But don’t let the bourgeois demeanor fool you, she is a freak between the sheets. She gives the type of blow jobs that’ll make your toes curl.

Trimmed/Shaved

Check out Annika ’s shaved twat. Shaved vaginas are the most neutral style of grooming. Stubble can become a problem for lovers who like to twat munch, but that can easily be remedied with a razor. Girls who prefer to be shaved can’t be bothered with the pain of waxing or maintenance of a landing strip. However for the sake of her lover, she won’t let crazy hair grow down there. She is a great compromiser. Compromisers are great in bed because you can pretty much get them to do anything.

Bald

Kylie Kane keeps it simple and goes bald. Babes who go bald are all-or-nothing types of hoes. They don’t mind the pain of getting waxed or the price of expensive laser hair removal. Beauty is pain and it ain’t cheap to look purttty! Bald pussy babes are heavily influenced by popular culture. They like to have the latest, shoes, bags, and fragrances. Although they might be a little high maintenance, they’re actually a great lay. All that blood, sweat, and tears put into having a neat vagina can’t be in vain right? By the way, they like to have their pussy eaten often. Bon Appetit!

Vajazzled

I think broads who bedazzle their vaginas must have the lamest pussy on the planet. Seriously, who can have wild animalistic sex with rhinestones falling all over the place, into your vag, and scratching up his cock? Ouch! Bitches who vajazzle must not be into fucking. They’re just into having cute pussies and wearing Ed  Hardy dresses. Damn you Jennifer Love Hewitt for endorsing this trend!

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