C-String? What the fuck is a C-String?

Bubba Hemingway August 21, 2013 0

As I was battling with myself as to what topic to discuss for this week’s blog, my good ‘ol pal Socially Slutty gave me the idea to do a male’s perspective on the C-String since I have an opinion about almost anything. I looked at her and asked, “What the fuck is a C-String?” She shows me and…well, I didn’t know what to say really. The first thing I noticed is that it’s not really a “string” by any means. It’s actually a wire covered in satin or silk-or whatever material-and the female just applies it right over her crotch. It has no waistband whatsoever.

 

As a guy who wears boxers, comfort is key for me, so it seems like this may be something uncomfortable for the ladies considering it’s a wire. However, maybe if the chick has a donkey ass booty, like Rose Monroe, it’s out there like POW, then it may be comfortable for her. Chicks in general may dig it cause you no longer have to worry about tan lines from your bathing suits anymore when you go to the beach. I just hope I’m around the day I see a chick wearing one at the beach and a wave crashes in so hard that it pulls it right off. I have a twisted mind and that’s why I’m working here.

 

According to the C-String website’s testimonials however, the clients who’ve purchased it claim that it’s very comfortable and that they love it. This one guy said that he wore one to go to a club and that it’s very supportive. I’m just kidding. There’s no such testimonial as far as I read. But fellas, if you’re into it and have a lady, buy her one. You both may benefit from it.

 

However, I’m honestly an old fashioned kind of guy. To me there’s nothing hotter than when I’m making my way toward a chicks pussy to eat her out and I either pull the undies to the side or grab it by the waistband and pull them down slowly as I kiss and nibble on her pelvic bones. You can’t do that with the C-String, obviously. Not to mention that tan lines can be a little hot too. It lights the path in my opinion, but to each their own, different strokes for different folks. etc. Till next time fellow freaks!

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