Casual Sex is NOT a Crime!

Bubba Hemingway September 4, 2013 0

Let’s face it; In today’s society people are busier than usual and some hardly have any time at all for romantic relationships. So you have to get yours where and when you can. Sometimes it’s planned and sometimes it’s the most random act of sex. Enter casual sex. It’s one of the worlds greatest inventions. You meet someone at a bar, you flirt, and you hit it off. Hell, you might even nail each other that very night because the attraction was that strong. It may even go a little longer than that if the feeling of no strings attached is mutual.

But there’s always that one jaded chick that’s got a stick up her ass about her entire life because every guy she’s met is an asshole to her. I’ve always been very straightforward in my intentions with a woman, but this chick looked at me like I was the devil when I said I’m only interested in casual sex. I told her the truth about working too much and not really having time to get serious with someone at the moment. Of course she thought it was part of my “game” and she says “Oh, so you’re a player?” The crazy came out real quick and I was trying to dodge that bullet. But she was fine as fuck and couldn’t help it.

For some reason I have a natural attraction to crazy women. By crazy I mean psychologically insane to the brink of being a leach or an over obsessive ¬†individual that won’t get off my dick. I don’t know why, but I know that sooner or later it’s gonna turn around and bite me on the ass somehow for listening to my dick and not my instinct ( Refer to Mind vs. Cock Power ). I kept trying and trying with this chick over time and nothing. She had actually stuck to her guns, but of course there were others too. There was no way that I, Bubba Hemingway, would turn down casual sex with any girl.

Let it be clear that I’m not against relationships. We all want to be able to find that one person we have that deep soul connection with that we can call a life partner. The reality is that dating and relationships take a lot of time to build and not everyone has the time at some moments in their life. But I also feel that one needs to experiment to have a deeper understanding of what we want and don’t want, especially when it comes to sex. Do you buy a car without test driving it? Didn’t think so.

With that said, casual sex is not a crime. Forget about what society, religion, or your parents have told you. If the world stopped looking at sex as taboo and people experimented a little more then we wouldn’t be so stressed out with half the bullshit going and there probably wouldn’t be any wars, poverty, etc. Sex is all about spreading love…in more was than one. This world is like a “great big pussy just waiting to be fucked.” So like Marvin Gaye once said, let’s get it on. Just please remember that we live in a world filled with shady people looking to harm others, so please use any means of protection if you do engage in causal sex. Oh yeah, and that one chick I mentioned earlier, I ended up fucking her in the backseat of her own car. That’s what happens when someone like her hadn’t gotten laid in forever. After a long and hard battle with her, Bubba: 1 and Crazy Chick: 0. Peace out!

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