So About That Government Shutdown

SocialSlut October 2, 2013 0

Well the government might be shutting down, but ¬†Bangbros sure as hell isn’t! We figure Americans need something stable they can count on. Something SO American that it will always be around. We vow to you that we are here for you in times of national turmoil.

DISCLAIMER: This blog post has absolutely nothing to do with our government.

So dry those penis tears, cheer up, and enjoy a big booty compilation. It’s Ass Wednesday for crying out loud!

I love when porn stars wear pink thongs. It looks so innocent and girly. And then BAM! They get railed. ‘Merica!

There’s nothing like plump cheeks swallowing up a thong to make you feel better about the economy.

Wiggle while you walk. Let freedom ring!

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Sometimes when the government shuts down, you just need to make it clap.

Because this is AMERICA.

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Let us never go hungry again.

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