The NFL’s Finest

SocialSlut October 14, 2013 0

As if working in porn didn’t tip you off already, let me just say I am not your typical girl. I have a foul mouth and I enjoy football for more than just the eye candy. But I can understand where some of my ladies are at with sports. If the only way you can get your woman to shut up and sit down on Sundays is by pointing out the sexy in the sports, do what you have to do. I’m making this list for the ladies. Sit down, honor football on Sundays, and look for these men:

1. Tom Brady – QB for New England Patriots

DISCLAIMER: I am NOT a Patriots fan. AT ALL. But who could resist that chiseled jaw? And when you think about the fact that he goes home and fucks Gisele Bundchen… well how are you not turned on right now?

2. Troy Polamalu – SS for Pittsburgh Steelers

Do you feel the raw energy coming off his shirtless body? Are you already fantasizing about that luscious head of hair between your legs? This man is a beast on the field, and I bet in the bedroom too.

3. Jason Witten – TE for Dallas Cowboys

It’s so easy to get a crush on a good southern boy. Especially one with a tight end like this tight end’s.

4. Matt Forte RB for Chicago Bears

Mmmhm. Almost every woman loves chocolate. With all those muscles, you can break me off a piece of that!

5. Colin Kaepernick – QB for San Francisco 49ers

No list is complete without someone with a bad boy look. All these tats make Colin look like he’s straight out of the penitentiary and has been working out his abs for a three year sentence. A girl can visualize…

6. Devin Thomas – Free Agent

LADIES: Free agent does not mean he’s free for you. Unfortunately, you won’t be seeing much of him. It’s probably better this way. He’s too sexy for football. He’s too sexy for life.

7. Reggie Bush – RB for Detroit Lions

This guy was good enough for Kim Kardashian, and he’s good enough for you. He’s got a gorgeous smile and a body that can make any problem seem minuscule as long as he’s holding you tight.

8. Mark Sanchez – QB for New York Jets

Tall, dark and handsome. This is one Sanchez I don’t mind getting dirty with :)

9. Clay Matthews – LB for Greenbay Packers

You can’t miss this guy’s stringy hair on the field, covered in sweat. He’s a hottie with a body, and Clay sort of resembles Fabio so we had to put him on this list.

10. Peyton Manning and Eli Manning – QB for Denver Broncos & QB for  New York Giants

These are some seriously sexy brothers. Ha, maybe not really, but you’ve got to love some guys with a sense of humor. Also, did you know there was ANOTHER Manning brother? I think he’s a lawyer or something. Can you imagine? Being the OTHER Manning. What a failure.

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