Too Drunk To Fly

SocialSlut October 23, 2013 0

Did you know that it’s possible to be kicked off a plane for being too drunk to fly?

Like many of you out there, I don’t know any other way to fly. It’s not that I’m afraid of flying, I just feel a whole lot better about not being in control and having to sit for multiple hours if I’ve had a few too many.

Obviously porn star Mary Carey knows what I’m talking about. According to TMZ, Carey was too drunk to get off one plane and onto another to make it to a party in Key West. It’s not as easy as it might sound to get off a plane after getting wasted up in the air. Your equilibrium is totally off and all of the sudden people want you to do something you haven’t done in hours… STAND.

But not to worry if you’re attending that ABC (Anything But Clothes…definitely NOT American Broadcasting Company) party tonight in Key West. Carey will still be a featured attraction. She just might not know where she is.

Read the full story from TMZ

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