Pop Stars I Wish Were Porn Stars

SocialSlut October 28, 2013 5

I’ll be the first to admit I have some shitty taste in music. When people ask me what I listen to, I’m very quick to say, “Oh you know, just really bad music.”

Let me clarify… I don’t think my music is bad music. But it’s 2013, and most people my age are listening to house music while I blast 80′s music with no shame. Your weekends are filled with grimy clubs while my weekends are spent trying to teach my friends the new drinking game I came up with to an ACDC song.

It’s mainly just where I listen to songs I like and drink. This is why I let WebcamPapi create the Love Lounge mix each week for BangBro’s SoundCloud.

While I may not be familiar with the coolest DJs or whatever obnoxious beat plays repeatedly at the club (what is “house” music anyways?), I’m no stranger to YouTube. I like to watch current music videos, and I’ll be honest, it’s mainly because pop stars today are looking a lot more like porn stars than singers. From their outfits to their lyrics to their obscene dance moves, let’s just say this social slut is a fan.

Here are my top 5:

1. Rihanna – Pour It Up

My girl RiRi. Droooool. Whenever we have the “Which celeb would you?” talk, I always pick RiRi. Maybe she’s not your type, but think about it. This girl is a freak. Great video. Not a terrible song. I’ll watch it 20 more times just to see that ass clap. 

2. Miley Cyrus – Wrecking Ball

If my reasons for this aren’t obvious, it’s because she’s straight up naked. The song? Sure it’s catchy I guess. But Miley’s doing her thing, getting attention and making waves. Some pop stars have to act like porn stars to be taken seriously..err wait. That’s not right…whatever she’s naked. Gimmie.

3. Britney Spears – Work Bitch

Say what you want about Britney, but as a partial lesbian, let me say  I would LOVE to be whipped by her. Absolutely love it. Call me a bitch anytime Brit. She has more than this hot video, plenty. But this is a recent one and I’m all about it.

4. Nicki Minaj – Beez In The Trap ft. 2 Chainz

Nicki Minaj is a curvy bitch with a foul mouth. Now that’s my kind of girl.

5. Selena Gomez – Come And Get it

I know this isn’t the newest song, but I could care less. Selena is a sex kitten and I’d love to see her purr. This side of her is sexier than the girl we knew/didn’t care about a year ago. If only I could cum and get it…

DISCLAIMER: Video selection does not reflect the BangBros brand as a whole. We just figured you might need a reason to like some of these women. Most of these chicks should put down the mic and pick up a dick. BangBros loves sluts. So if you’re going to dress like one/sing like one/dance like one, you’re okay with us :)

5 Comments »

  1. Ashlynn October 28, 2013 at 9:11 PM - Reply

    You had a great list going until you put the Oompa Loompa in at #4. There is nothing remotely interesting about Nicki

    • SocialSlut October 29, 2013 at 6:44 PM - Reply

      Nicki has curves and that’s about it!

  2. snow October 28, 2013 at 10:04 PM - Reply

    I say Lady Gaga and Katy Perry over Britney and Selena Gomez.

    • SocialSlut October 29, 2013 at 6:44 PM - Reply

      Ha I had Katy Perry in there but her ROAR video just isn’t provocative enough to qualify for a popstar turned porn star. But she’s hot!

  3. Backdoorman November 12, 2013 at 5:05 AM - Reply

    Katy perry should simply start porn so we can all see a sick new big tits round asses episode.
    I’m sure Preston would agree with me on this.

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