6 Things You Need To Stop Doing To Get Laid: Women

SocialSlut November 5, 2013 1

Ladies hear me out. Most of you probably don’t have a problem getting that pussy popped. But are you looking for a consistent bang? Then these are the things you MUST STOP!

1. Feeling Entitled

Just because we are prettier than (most) men doesn’t make us entitled to free drinks. Don’t expect that some guy has come up to you to buy you a drink, and don’t turn him away if he doesn’t. It’s 2013! Shake things up and offer to buy HIM a drink. Guys like a girl that knows how to take charge, both inside and outside of the bedroom.

2. Having A Checklist

This drives me INSANE! It’s okay to know what you like, it is not okay to look a man up and down and cross things off your impossible list. So he doesn’t meet your 6’2” height requirement. Maybe his dick was made for your pussy. There is always more than what meets the eye. Checklists are for crazies. Period.

3. Posing For Pictures With Your Hand On Display

WE GET IT. There’s no ring on your finger. Maybe if you quit showing off how bare you feel someone might put a ring on it. Probably not, but worth a shot. After you hook up with someone, it’s very likely they look you up on social media. If they see a bunch of these “hand on display” photos with different people in each picture, you stand no chance of a return fuck. These photos scream RUN.

4. Planning Immediately After Meeting

Ladies, if you JUST met someone, do NOT plan out your life with them. Even if it’s been going on for a month or more, cut it out. If you’re looking for more than a consistent bang, then you’re looking for a relationship. That only happens when both parties are ready for that, and this article is to help you get consistently fucked, not married.

5. Get Kinky

So let’s say you’ve hooked up once or twice with someone. If you want it to keep going, you better make an impression. Don’t be a lazy lover, don’t starfish and scream, “Ravish me!” It is past the time for ladies to admit they are sexual beings! Try new things, get to know what you like, and have fun! A hook up will return if they had a good time and enjoyed watching you have just as much fun.

6. Ex Talk

I’ll admit I do this myself. Mainly because I have fond memories from my past relationships and hookups. HOWEVER, if you do this around a new hookup or someone you haven’t hooked up with yet, it’s a red flag that you’ve got too much baggage. NEXT.

One Comment »

  1. Get Laid November 22, 2013 at 4:38 PM - Reply

    Nice, like ,especially #6 :)

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