Veteran’s Day Giveaway

SocialSlut November 11, 2013 12

On this Veteran’s Day, we thought we’d give some faithful porn lovers an opportunity to win a free tshirt! COMMENT BELOW on this post with your best CAPTION for this photo:

I’ll pick my 2 favorites and send the winners a tshirt for their clever captions! GO!

12 Comments »

  1. Johnny Longoria November 11, 2013 at 8:43 PM - Reply

    “A Banana a day keeps the small cocks away.”

  2. Aaron V November 11, 2013 at 8:44 PM - Reply

    There is always money in the banana stand.

  3. Datdude November 11, 2013 at 8:46 PM - Reply

    Never use teeth on the banana ladies

  4. Scott Buckley November 11, 2013 at 9:03 PM - Reply

    I’m going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden bannana.

  5. Scott Buckley November 11, 2013 at 9:03 PM - Reply

    I’m going to show you something called crouching tiger, hidden banana.

  6. Shaggy November 11, 2013 at 10:20 PM - Reply

    swallowing whiskey and rum, leaving bananas on my tongue

  7. Elle November 12, 2013 at 3:24 AM - Reply

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  8. Jack Bandit November 12, 2013 at 8:04 AM - Reply

    potassium now. protein later.

  9. Jack Bandit November 12, 2013 at 8:06 AM - Reply

    potassium now, protein later.

  10. caleb November 12, 2013 at 3:46 PM - Reply

    Bana….sorry I got to DEEP in thought..

  11. Sean November 14, 2013 at 9:47 AM - Reply

    This is how my bf likes me to eat bananas…I don’t know why

  12. gideon November 16, 2013 at 3:59 AM - Reply

    and that the reason minions like bananas

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