Top 5 Worst But Common Places to Fuck

SocialSlut November 20, 2013 0

When you get that “come fuck me” look from your partner, you know it’s on. But this doesn’t always happen in the comfort of our homes. When you’re at home, you can fuck anywhere. The kitchen, the couch, and my personal favorite, the bar (don’t judge, I get a thirst for whiskey when I’m about to get it on). But when you’re not at home, where do you fuck?

1. Bathroom

Think about it. It’s covered in germs, probably smells funky, and there’s limited space. But sometimes you’ve got to get your nut! Convenient and available almost anywhere you go if you’re sneaky enough to pull off a quickie.

2. Swimming Pool/Hot Tub/Ocean

This might seem like a good idea at the time, but most girls know how bad this is for their pussy. Yet, sex in water still happens. The truth is that things can get sexy in water really fast. But sperm can “swim” … so think on that!

3. Car

Like the bathroom, the car is a good place to fuck when you’ve just got to get it in and you’re not at home. But the crammed space is less than ideal. Positions get creative and limbs are pretty much everywhere.

4. Elevator

The risk of the door opening is fun, sure, but what about the motion sickness? Just kidding. But really, what if it got stuck or there’s a camera? Personally, I don’t mind if you end up on some tube site. But you might.

5. Someone Else’s Bed

This is just disrespectful. Maybe you’re house sitting, at a party, or just hanging out with a group on a low-key evening. Suddenly the mood arises and you want to sneak off and fuck. Refer to #1 on this list before spreading your love on someone else’s sheets.

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