Top 5 Reasons To Be Thankful

SocialSlut November 27, 2013 32

I’m sure you’ve seen it just as much as I have. For the entire month of November, my Facebook feed and various social platforms are filled with friends blasting all the reasons they are thankful. I decided not to bother anyone until actual Thanksgiving, so FINALLY, here are the top 5 reasons we should all be thankful.

1. WIFI/HIGH SPEED INTERNET

Yes believe it or not there are still places out there that don’t have high speed Internet or wireless access. Internet has brought us so many things at the touch of our fingers, including but not limited to, PORN!

2. STREAMING VIDEO

Can you even remember the days before this? I know some of us still enjoy buying DVDs to add to our collection, but having videos online is definitely good for storage space.

3. CELEBRITY NIP SLIPS & SEX TAPES

Do I even have to explain this one? We are so very thankful for wardrobe malfunctions and bad decisions. These mishaps make me a fan of celebrities I was never a fan of to begin with! (cough cough, Paris Hilton)

4. CHRISTY MACK

There are a lot of porn stars we could throw on here. But hey, since I’m the one writing this blog, I got to pick. I’ve loved Christy Mack since she entered the game and had ‘minimal’ tats. Almost two years later, she’s covered and sexier than ever. I love her more after meeting her. She’s exactly what you would expect. Down-to-earth hottie not taking herself too seriously. She knows how to laugh at herself and has a personality that would make her hot even if she wasn’t a porn star. Ahhh, do you get it? I’m in love. SO thankful :)

5. NAKED.COM

If you’ve never checked out the site, stop what you’re doing. I love porn (and not just because it pays my bills) but every once in a while it’s nice to be interactive and social in such an intimate act as masturbating. They have some of the hottest chicks on the web, including sexy porn stars that shoot with us. It’s a great way to see their personality, flirt, and get out your fantasies with a real live chick. Best of all it’s free to join. You control who you tip and who’s on top of the site with your favorites. Taking them private is like a one-on-one fuck session where you can say and do whatever you want. Thank you Naked.com for creating a safe haven for all of us!

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