Sex, Drugs & EDM | Holy Ship!!! Recap

January 16, 2014 21

Simply put, Holy Ship!!! is without a doubt the best fucking party I’ve ever been to in my life. A cruise like no other, Holy Ship!!! was a floating fantasy land overrun by wild, beautiful mermaids fueled by an endless supply of drugs, alcohol and – of course – clit vibrating bass. There were fine bitches everywhere (shout out to all the Asian & Auzzie tail on the ship), DJ’s blasting bass heavy music from dusk till dawn and two unreal beach parties in a Caribbean paradise. It was a gathering of amazing people from all over the world with one single purpose: RAGE YOUR ASS OFF.

Here is a teaser video a fellow shipper made before his flight home while waiting at the airport:

For 3 days, 3,000+ shippers gave absolutely zero fucks and danced like no one was watching to the best dance music on the planet. Tiesto even made a surprise appearance, that was a pretty impressive booking. It was a god damn shitshow!  The party NEVER stopped! There were also themed nights, pirate and disco, which gave everyone a reason to dress even more slutty. I joined in on the action and my weekend was as surreal as it gets. I’ve had a hard time focusing at work all week, even with pussy staring me in the face on three computer screens all day long, all I can think about is the epic time I had on the ship.

I took a bunch of Bangbros gear with me and gave it away throughout the weekend. Let me tell you, people love free shit. I was busy having a stupid good time, but I managed to snap a few photos of shippers enjoying the gear on my friends phone (the Social Slut wouldn’t let me hear the end of it if I came back with no pics!).

Since it was my first time on Holy Ship!!!, I was considered a virgin shipper. I made damn sure to pop that virgin cherry really fucking hard. I may or may not have fallen in love on the ship, but we’re a porn site and don’t believe in love, do we? Now I’m an OG shipper with a permanent smile on my face counting down the days till I reunite with shipfam on Holy Ship!!!! 2015.

Here is a playlist of some of the best DJ’s and producers on the ship:

The Ship – MSC Divina  (Our view from the island party)

Giant Beach Ball

Sex Doll Crowd Surfin’

FUCKIN’ RAGE. Everyone decorated their cabin doors.

Ran into this dime piece on Disco night. Good lord, love at first sight anyone?!

Closer view of this Disco Pimpette’s tits. Too fine.

This guy. LOL

He was pretty excited about his free shirt.

BangBus at the Main Stage

Donkey Dick sippin his drank out of a Disco Ball mug

Pregaming in the cabin with some randoms

Black Eye? Here’s a sticker. Get back on that dance floor fool.

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